Hot. It's hot. I'm hot. There is too much heat - everywhere. You have to understand that I consider anything above 75 hot. And it has been triple digits around here. We don't have AC. I am barely functioning. I can't go on much longer.... I only have the energy to complain because it is morning and it is only 67 right now. Thank God for cool nights. And I'm pleading with him for rain. Rain cools the air 20 degrees or more, plus, we are just going to shrivel up and blow away if we don't get some.
Ok, enough of that.
There are some movies that people rave about and I just don't get...
Bridget Jones Diary. I hated that movie. First of all, why not just cast a British actress? Why use a girl who has a terrible phony accent? I want to watch Miss Potter, but I don't think I will be able to stand it! Second, what was so funny about it? Maybe I just missed the humor because I was too busy gritting my teeth.
Jerry Maguire. I just don't get what was good about that movie. In fact, I don't even remember what it was about. Some greedy guy? "You had me at hello"? Which was just sooo corny to me.
Pretty Woman. I guess there is the knight on a white horse part. And every girl dreams of being rescued by a rich, handsome man. But still... I just don't think the movie is "all that".
Dirty Dancing. The only good part in the whole movie is when whats-his-face says "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." And then they dance. The rest? Gag. A bratty girl defying her parents and sleeping with a gigalo who is on a mission to help his friend get an abortion? Whatever.
Wow. This post seems kinda snarky. Sorry about that. It's hot.