thursday thirteen

Thirteen TV quotes:

""the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else but the big difference is they don't let it take 'em down"" 
     -- Perry Cox - Scrubs

""Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."" 
     -- Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" 

     -- Adam Savage - Myth Busters

""Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would an idiot do that?'' and if they would, I do NOT do that thing"" 
     -- Dwight Schrute - The Office

"I wish I could....but I don't want to" 
     -- Phoebe Buffay  - Friends

"I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" 
     -- Chandler Bing - Friends

"Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not..." 
     -- Adrian Monk - Monk

That's enough to make me LOL...out loud" 
     -- Adrian Monk - Monk

"Wait, wait, Shawn don't do this, ... SHAWN don't you, don't you DARE learn a wrong lesson when I'm trying to teach you a RIGHT lesson! … Shawn? Stop stop stop stop! Stop trying to figure it out! Stop jumping!!! … shawn? Shawn!" 
     -- Henry Spencer (Shawn's father) - Psych

""This is not the Indian restaurant, this is a residential number and you are speaking to the lady of the house on a white slimline telephone with last number re-dial facility."" 
     -- Hyacinth - Keeping Up Appearances

"No, a moo point. Like a cow's opinion, doesn't matter. It's moo ..." 
     -- Joey Tribbiani - Friends

"Mind the pedestrian."

Hyacinth - Keeping Up Appearances

"I have my own opinions. I'm not just some trophy wife." 
     -- Marie Barone