I hear the low in Denver last night was -19. Yes, that's a minus sign. Crazy.
Mrs. Claus looks like an old Russian granny with a babushka. I know because they were in the car next to me at the stop light.
Yes, I had to go out. Twice. My dearest girl missed the bus, so I drove her to school. Then she called because she needed lunch money.
But, I saw Santa. He has a handicap sticker. Who knew?