I am surprised that God did not send Pharaoh a plague of dog hair.
Here are a few things that dog hair clings to, (not including the obvious, such as pants, upholstery, curtains, and anything fabric):
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
all parts of the vacuum cleaner
What dog hair does not cling to:
On top of that; I am not a good housekeeper. It is embarrassing to admit, but it's true. So, don't be surprised should you hear that my entire family is hospitalized for dog hair induced pneumonia, or perhaps an internal obstruction of some sort.
But in my attempt to stop complaining, I will say I could always learn to knit!