1. Cardboard smells neat
2. I get to see stuff I haven't seen in years
3. Finding the end of the tape strengthens my nails
4. My arms were getting flabby
5. I have an excuse for a messy house
6. My chiropractor needs the business
7. We didn't need all that money just lying around anyway
Ok, if you can finish my list - feel free! That's about as positive as I can get at the moment.