I hope none of you just got dumped. I saw this writing prompt and couldn't resist.
List the seven worst things to say to someone who just got dumped:
1. Well, you had that coming.
2. Can I have his number?
3. I knew he was too good for you.
4. Come over tonight and meet my brother.
5. How did you manage to mess that up?
6. Oh my gosh! This is tragic. What in the world are you going to do now?
7. Don't feel so bad. You managed to keep him longer than all the others.
You got any?