Scientists have analyzed the essences of fries and broken them down into other scents. Check out the BBC article.
One day people will be snobbishly smelling their fried and saying things like, "I detect onion and flower notes. This fry originated in the southern McDonalds."
Thinking about joining a monastery? Well, if you live in England, you can try it for a weekend before you make a commitment.
In 1982 England and Wales had 217 novices. In 2007, only 29.
So now men can go to the monastery for a couple of days and see what they think.