This was sent to me as a blonde joke, but in honor of my dear blonde friends, I changed it.

A woman is watching the news with her 

husband when the newscaster says 

"Two Brazilian men die in a 

skydiving accident."            

The woman starts crying. 

She turns to her husband, 

"That's horrible!

 So many men dying that way!"            

Confused, he says, "Yes dear, 

it is sad, but they were skydiving, 

and there is always that risk involved."            

After a few minutes, still sobbing, 

she says,"How many is a Brazilian?"