Wednesday, February 27, 2008

goofy old lady


Once upon a time my mom and I were at a salad bar. I was perusing the dressings and noticed they had two kinds of ranch. I asked the salad boy who happened to be there, "What is the difference between the Ranch and the Local Ranch." He looked at me a second and said, "Well the lo-cal ranch has fewer calories."

For cryin out loud. Haven't they ever heard of w's?


14 comments:

  1. You are NOT a goofy "old" lady..maybe goofy..but not old. :) LOL

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  2. LOL. I'm saying that from the salad boy's perspective.

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  3. hahahahahahaahahha that's too funny!!!

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  4. Very funny. But I'm a little confused...

    "Haven't they ever heard of w's?"
    What does that mean?

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  5. Very funny. But I'm a little confused...

    "Haven't they ever heard of w's?"
    What does that mean?

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  6. Jen, they spelled low lo. It's supposed to be low. I would have recognized low cal immediatly. But it was lo cal, with barely any space between the lo and the cal. And it was missing a w.

    Did I overexplain adequately?

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  7. Oh Kay, good one! Blame it on the w's! :o)

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  8. Really, I just reread again and...I'm an idiot. It's almost as bad as you asking about it being 'local'...

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  9. Don't you hate it when you try to make a funny and someone asks to many questions?! LOL

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